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FACT: Bisexuals gain up to five superpowers upon reaching puberty. These powers can include, but are not limited to: superhuman strength, flight, rainbow beams, super speed, telekinesis, unicorn-summoning powers, water manipulation, and night vision.

FACT: Bisexuals are allergic to bats.

FACT: When threatened, lesbians can summon electric guitars from beyond time and space and power-chord their enemies into submission.

FACT: Queers are incapable of distinguishing between different Skittles flavors.


This is because, to them, everything tastes like a rainbow.